For the sake of our favorite detective duo, let's just hope the game isn't specifically for athletes... - Matty Malaprop

It definitely lives up to its name... bit unwieldy though. - Matty Malaprop

What is this, Planar Chaos? Everyone knows Mana Leak costs 1U! And the idea of a green counterspell is just nonsense! Total color pie fail! - Matty Malaprop

My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

I really think -- neigh, I insist! -- you should go see the doctor, Dan. It's not even an equestrian of pride at this point. - Matty Malaprop

This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop