I was hoping we'd get a look at a real marine biologist, but I imagine the uniform clashes a bit with the lab coat, and that certainly can't be too terribly photogenic. - Matty Malaprop

It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop

I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop