-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

Do these jeans make my tail look big? - Matty Malaprop

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

Even if he was single, he'd probably be too busy punching wolves to celebrate Valentine's Day with you. You'd understand though, right? - Matty Malaprop

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