Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?

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Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?
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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Harry Potter Puns, Amirite?

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Harry Potter Puns, Amirite?
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Man, talk about a Weasley joke... - Matty Malaprop

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A HURTFUL THING??????

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A HURTFUL THING??????
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Do these jeans make my tail look big? - Matty Malaprop

A Very Kirby Valentine

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A Very Kirby Valentine
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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

He Doesn't Know Who You Are, But He Will Find You and He Will Love You

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He Doesn't Know Who You Are, But He Will Find You and He Will Love You
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Even if he was single, he'd probably be too busy punching wolves to celebrate Valentine's Day with you. You'd understand though, right? - Matty Malaprop

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