Now is NOT the Time for Your Sharp Wit, John

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Now is NOT the Time for Your Sharp Wit, John
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I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Mathematical Couples Counseling is... Complex to Say the Least

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Mathematical Couples Counseling is... Complex to Say the Least
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I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast!

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No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast!
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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, xkcd

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ICWUDT, xkcd
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Submitted by: Unknown (via xkcd)
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And that was the day this man's brain was finally baroque by the Internet. - Matty Malaprop

What's the Prognosis, Dach(sund)?

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What's the Prognosis, Dach(sund)?
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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

The Diary of an Incognitower

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The Diary of an Incognitower
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They're a kind people, but their living arrangements are just so bland... they really could stand to spruce things up a bit! - Matty Malaprop

Don't You Just Hate it When Teachers Single You Out Like This?

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Don't You Just Hate it When Teachers Single You Out Like This?
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Purple didn't do so hot either, but I don't see you calling him out on his failing grade! I think you're overallist, teach! - Matty Malaprop