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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

algebra,denial,double meaning,ex,find,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,variable,x,y
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Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

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Construction is truly a PUNishing profession. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,al,Alabama,call,double meaning,literalism,map,name,state
By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

zebra,bra,homophones,double meaning,z,shape
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

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