But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via Deep Fried Pudge)
It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop
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yelloweyesgreydragon
Punmaster yelloweyesgreydragon says: "Prease rike this photo!"
Maybe this is why all of North Korea's rulers always feel so ronery? - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via Sardonic Salad)
You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via Mark Parisi)
Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop
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Karin "Spike" Robinson (via Phoenyx Rose)
Punmaster Karin "Spike" Robinson says: "I can't really whip up a description for this... sorry to saddle you with it instead!"
I keep riding my brain for ideas on what to say about this, but I think my punnybone is out to pasture right now. - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via Shoots Like a Pocket Gun)
Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop
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