As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Under a Rest

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

The Red is Raspberry... Right?

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It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Mental Floss...

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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

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