The Dark Knight RISES

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batman,christopher nolan,double meaning,literalism,Movie,rises,sequel,the dark knight,the dark knight rises
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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop

He's Attended by the Knights Who Say Knee

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camel,camelot,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lot
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... because camels, like humans, have kneecaps... #PhoningItIn #TheWeakestOfSauces - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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judge,don't judge a book by its cover,adage,black-eyed peas,literalism,cover,book,my humps,double meaning
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I Knew We Should Have Sent Him to Counseling!

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bad,milk,evil,rotten,spoiled,double meaning
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

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