He Coulda Been a Canine Contender!

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He Coulda Been a Canine Contender!
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Dear ceiling dog almighty I hope he punches out that scrawny-lookin' little kid... - Matty Malaprop

Sushi Sushi, Fettucini Fettucini, Stew-y Stew-y, Lobster

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Sushi Sushi, Fettucini Fettucini, Stew-y Stew-y, Lobster
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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

A Spookily Delicious Phenomenon

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A Spookily Delicious Phenomenon
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

See more funny food over at My Food Looks Funny!

It Fits With My 'Dancing is Masochistic' Theory

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It Fits With My 'Dancing is Masochistic' Theory
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If only your girlfriend had understood what you meant when you said you were gonna "kill it on the dance floor..." - Matty Malaprop

She Just Keeps Getting Left Hanging

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She Just Keeps Getting Left Hanging
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I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop