Awwww, Eeyore...

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Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like everyone's favorite chronically depressed donkey. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones

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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

The Answer to the Eternal Question

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

I Mean, But Isn't It?

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Maybe you should paws and reflect on your sense of humor, kitteh! - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

A Candid Discussion on Racism

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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

The Court Will Now Take a Brief... Hibernation

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I have one final question: Did you, or did you not, steal these poor campers' pic-a-nic basket? - Matty Malaprop