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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop

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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

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Why yes, I did trim my beard today! Thank you so much for noticing! - Matty Malaprop

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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

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Awwww, come on! What did that rainbro ever do to you, hungry fish-loving foiler? - Matty Malaprop

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There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop