Colin Feral

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This just reinforces the fact that he gets all the pussy(cat) in the world. - Matty Malaprop

Soo-weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop

Cataclysm

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Punmaster Ginctm says: "'Upon the climax of the dark solstice, the cats will nom your face.' - Jacob 34:22"

The Bible, like all things, is immensely improved with the addition of KITTEHS. - Matty Malaprop

The Elder Scrolls LXXVIII

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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

Math is Weird...

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WHAT ON EARTH DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DERIVING ANYTHING??? - Matty Malaprop