double meaning

dogs,double meaning,grateful dead,Hall of Fame,literalism,obedience,play dead,song,trick,truckin
Via: Bizarro Comics
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I mean, the Phil Lesh devotee in me wishes he would just buckle down and learn "Unbroken Chain," but "Truckin'" ain't a bad cut either. - Matty Malaprop

cucumber,dill,double meaning,exploring,literalism,pickle
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Truth be told, my love of adventure was soured after my last cucumbersea expedition. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,earbuds,explanation,fidelity,Hall of Fame,headphones,literalism,low fidelity,tangled
Via: For Lack of a Better Comic
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On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop

birth control,double meaning,literalism,on,pill,standing,statistic
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Inception,lincoln,link,literalism,redundancy,superfluity,yo dawg
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... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop

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