Now She Has Sycamore to Love!

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Now She Has Sycamore to Love!
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I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

The Man Who Made Knock Knock Jokes...

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The Man Who Made Knock Knock Jokes...
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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

That Bear-Thing is the Funniest Lookin' Slowpoke I've Ever Seen

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That Bear-Thing is the Funniest Lookin' Slowpoke I've Ever Seen
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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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How... Thoughtful?
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying

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I Currently Think You Should Just Stop Trying
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You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop