double entendre

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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

descriptivism,innuendo,submarine,double entendre
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

gifs,false expectations,tap,double entendre,donkey,literalism,ass
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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