Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Gives New Meaning to 'Going Commando'

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Gives New Meaning to 'Going Commando'
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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

Wall I'll Be Damned

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Wall I'll Be Damned
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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This Post is Full of SUBtext
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop