-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop
Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop
And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop
It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop
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