Banana Hammock

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Banana Hammock
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Wall I'll Be Damned

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Wall I'll Be Damned
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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Oh Grindr, You So Cray!
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop