A Very Kirby Valentine

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A Very Kirby Valentine
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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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This Post is Full of SUBtext
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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SOMEBODY CALL HR!
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Splendid Accident

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Touché, Splendid Accident
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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop