This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop
-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop
Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop
Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop
I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
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