Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know about the rest of you, but nothing turns me on quite so much as a cluttered room full of robotic toys! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop