That is Perhaps What She Uttered At One Point

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innuendo,double entendre,medusa,rock hard,stone,double meaning
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Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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cliché,double entendre,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hot,innuendo,inside,literalism,toast,toaster,want
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Betting They're Vitamin <em>D</em>

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D,double entendre,double meaning,ICWUDT,innuendo,jugs,milk,vitamin d
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Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Harry Potter,comeback,innuendo,double entendre,schmexual humor
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

A Very Kirby Valentine

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kirby,euphemism,double entendre,video games,double meaning,Valentines day
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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

So Many People Do Every Day

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apple,cliché,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,iphone,literalism,tap
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I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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abbreviation,double entendre,Hall of Fame,mathematics,SEC,secant,sexy,similar sounding,sin,tan,trigonometry
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop