Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop
It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop
Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop
DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop
Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop
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