double entendre

By _C_A_T_
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Channelate
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Everybody Gets Laid
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop