Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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magic the gathering,innuendo,sorin,tap,double entendre,double meaning,tapping
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

A Very Kirby Valentine

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kirby,euphemism,double entendre,video games,double meaning,Valentines day
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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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costume,double entendre,equation,hammer,hammered,innuendo,literalism,math,nailed,tool
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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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