Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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Impossibru!
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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Well, Do You Have the Dough?
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop