Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop
The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
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