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comic dont engrish Hall of Fame lolwut make right similar sounding white wong wrong - 5167289088
By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

advice alarm alarm clock alarmed be cliché dont snooze - 5682400000
By Unknown
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

directions disobedient dont end mark rebellion warning - 6046754560
By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

dont homophone literalism request stair stairs stare Staring - 5208343296
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

baby dont Haddaway Hall of Fame herd hurt literalism me sheep similar sounding song what is love - 5335820800
By Unknown
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

arts and crafts card cookies dont donut handmade kooky ransom note similar sounding weird - 6262981888
By Jenny (Via: Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop