Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop
... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
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