Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Baaaaaaaahddaway
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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That's Very Inconsiderate of You
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

I Really Can't Help it Though...

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I Really Can't Help it Though...
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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It's Stairibly Impolite!
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop