This bass is the only one that doesn't fret
... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop
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