What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

This bass is the only one that doesn't fret

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop