Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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after,before,CD player,dont,homophone,now,see,vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop