Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

I Really Can't Help it Though...

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advice,alarm,alarm clock,alarmed,be,cliché,dont,snooze
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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baby,dont,Haddaway,Hall of Fame,herd,hurt,literalism,me,sheep,similar sounding,song,what is love
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop