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directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

kermit,commit,request,T.Shirt,similar sounding,advice,dont
By Unknown
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

comic,dont,engrish,Hall of Fame,lolwut,make,right,similar sounding,white,wong,wrong
By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
By Jenny ( Via: Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

baby,dont,Haddaway,Hall of Fame,herd,hurt,literalism,me,sheep,similar sounding,song,what is love
By Unknown
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

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