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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop