Please Do Not Feed the Animals!

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They are already stuffed.

Untitled

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Retired Microbiologist

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REBEL REBEL (GUITAR LICKS YEAAAAAAAH)

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Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop

I Donut Care Anymore

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Today is the day I loudly eclair that I simply don't give a f*ck. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop