Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop
Today is the day I loudly eclair that I simply don't give a f*ck. - Matty Malaprop
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
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