SMP CLASSIC: JaWherever You Are

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jafar,disney,near,literalism,aladdin,opposites,suffix,far
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Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop

The Songs All Sound Strange in Chinese Though...

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disney,double meaning,homophone,juxtaposition,literalism,moulin rouge,Movie,movies,mulan,musical
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That part where she explodes the Eiffel Tower with her dragon cannon is really quite Spectacular Spectacular. - Matty Malaprop

That Movie Was Fontastic!

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ariel,bold,disney,double meaning,font,italic,literalism,name,The Little Mermaid
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The original image featured Ariel Strikethrough, but it's sadly far too graphic to display on this network. - Matty Malaprop

Classificatory Systems Are For the Dogs!

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character,costume,disney,dogs,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,mascot,Neil deGrasse Tyson,planet,pluto
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Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Knew You Were Trouble

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the lion king,taylor swift,disney,lyrics,puns
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Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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business,disney,Hall of Fame,ill-make-a-man-out-of-you,lyrics,meme,mulan,song
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

This Probably Went Right Over My Head

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Beauty and the Beast,disney,cogsworth,puns,funny
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