He's in Disney Movies, Not Tragedies

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I've never been able to keep up with him at the club. It's always just hotter than Hades in there, which makes it so hard to dance for long periods of time without feeling like grossness personified! - Matty Malaprop

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It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

It's Second Only to Corduroy Story

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Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop