They Really Know How to Make a Splash in Agrabah

Favorite
They Really Know How to Make a Splash in Agrabah
- -

(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

Favorite
The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward
- -

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

Favorite
I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV
- -

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

Favorite
But Wouldn't This Be Easier?
- -

I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun

Favorite
- -

So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop