Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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business,disney,Hall of Fame,ill-make-a-man-out-of-you,lyrics,meme,mulan,song
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Poster

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disney,double meaning,lilo and stitch,literalism,snitches,snitches get stitches,stitch,stitches
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And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

It's Second Only to Corduroy Story

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disney,iliad,literalism,pixar,similar sounding,toy story,toy story 3,trojans,troy,woody
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Both of them together composed the fabric of my childhood. - Matty Malaprop

But Wouldn't This Be Easier?

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book,disney,finding,game,hiding,homage,inspired by,literalism,search,similar sounding,waldo,wall.e,wheres waldo
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I mean, couldn't the robots just run some complicated algorithm to pinpoint Wall-E's location on every page? Kinda takes the fun out of it, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

So That's Why They Never Have Sex...

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disney,juxtaposition,literalism,Movie,panda,peter pan,shoop,title
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The name Neverland has never before made so much sense. - Matty Malaprop