Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Just Hope it's a Page Turner

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Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

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