Does This Mean He Can't Roll Twos?

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Probably for the better that he can't. I hear the deuces are really wild around here. - Matty Malaprop

This Man Has Mastered the Art of Dicing

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Just be careful: D6 become more and more prone to mysterious vanishment the smaller they get. - Matty Malaprop

Birds of, Welcome to, Etc.

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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

PrejuDICE

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Further proof that bigotry in all forms is just a bunch of craps. - Matty Malaprop