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By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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My entreaty is true either way, though I suppose the context is radically altered in each instance... - Matty Malaprop

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By -Ghost-
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Because bacon and nekkid shenanigans should ALWAYS go hand-in-hand! - Matty Malaprop