I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop
You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
Should We Call Rami the Pit Bull Dachshund a Weiner Bull?
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
I Need to Wear a Cat on My Head at All Times Now
The Duality of The Immune System
An Awkward Handshake Leads to a Seriously Uncomfortable Moment
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more