Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!

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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

What's the Prognosis, Dach(sund)?

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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

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