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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

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Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop