Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe just killed by the brute force of a mouse trap. Either way. - Matty Malaprop
I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop
Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop
Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop
Meme of the Day: Prince Charles Being Attacked by Things
Wake Up Call of the Day: This High Voltage Ejector Bed Will ...
Poly Bridge Proves That Most of Us Shouldn't Be Civil Engineers
The Greatest GIFs of the Week
This is a Parent
If You Got It, Flaunt It, Robin
Emergency of the Day: Man Calls Police Because a Cat Ate ...
Schwarzenegger of the Day: Arnold Has a Message for Lion ...
These Grandparents Are More Savvy Than You Think
Cat Got Spooked
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it