You should have purchased Energizers. They just keep going and going. - Matty Malaprop

This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop

Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop

CELEBRITIES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!