Deadpool

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Deadpool
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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

Killed By the Overblown Cheese-Step of Skrillex

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Killed By the Overblown Cheese-Step of Skrillex
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... or maybe just killed by the brute force of a mouse trap. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

No Bun Intended

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No Bun Intended
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

Talk Post-Mortem Tomb Me, Baby!

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Talk Post-Mortem Tomb Me, Baby!
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I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop