What a Deal!

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What a Deal!
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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

Killed By the Overblown Cheese-Step of Skrillex

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Killed By the Overblown Cheese-Step of Skrillex
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... or maybe just killed by the brute force of a mouse trap. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Talk Post-Mortem Tomb Me, Baby!

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Talk Post-Mortem Tomb Me, Baby!
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I don't know why, but it's always the most deadpan comedy I find the funniest. - Matty Malaprop

No Bun Intended

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No Bun Intended
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Look on the bright side, Bruce! They may be gone, but at least they left you with a ton of dough! - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act
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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Oh No, My Battery is Dead!

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Oh No, My Battery is Dead!
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You should have purchased Energizers. They just keep going and going. - Matty Malaprop