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It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop
Oh man, those frosting flourishes-turned-pasties are straight up risque! They really undercut this lady's otherwise oh-so-sweet exterior. - Matty Malaprop
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