Fairy Cake is a Close Second For Me, Though

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Fairy Cake is a Close Second For Me, Though
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Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out

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People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out
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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop

Now Saving Datass.doc...

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Now Saving Datass.doc...
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It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop

AKA the Dance of the Sugar Bun Faeries

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AKA the Dance of the Sugar Bun Faeries
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Oh man, those frosting flourishes-turned-pasties are straight up risque! They really undercut this lady's otherwise oh-so-sweet exterior. - Matty Malaprop

Tap Dancers

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Tap Dancers
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Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop