So Alex Owens is the first (?) female Flash? I can dig it. - Matty Malaprop

It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop

Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, those frosting flourishes-turned-pasties are straight up risque! They really undercut this lady's otherwise oh-so-sweet exterior. - Matty Malaprop

Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop