He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!

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He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!
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... with his buckteeth, I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T I JUST SO PUNNY (hint: I'm really not.)? - Matty Malaprop

But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

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But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

Rhett Beaver

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Rhett Beaver
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "I rodent recommend hurting Scarlett's deer little heart."

And just like that, Rhett was gone with the wind. - Matty Malaprop

Sophie B. Hawkins

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Sophie B. Hawkins
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... because her "hit" single was "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover." Yep. - Matty Malaprop