... with his buckteeth, I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T I JUST SO PUNNY (hint: I'm really not.)? - Matty Malaprop
Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "I rodent recommend hurting Scarlett's deer little heart."
And just like that, Rhett was gone with the wind. - Matty Malaprop
... because her "hit" single was "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover." Yep. - Matty Malaprop
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