I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop
Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop
Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop
That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop
Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop
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