The Family Curse

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The Family Curse
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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

This Happens Every Time I Play Starcraft II

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This Happens Every Time I Play Starcraft II
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I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, You Botanical Smartypants

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ICWUDT, You Botanical Smartypants
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That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop

DOES HE?

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DOES HE?
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Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

He Gon' Flip You the Bird!

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He Gon' Flip You the Bird!
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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop