This Happens Every Time I Play Starcraft II

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computer,curse,curser,cursing,cursor,double meaning,homophone,icon,literalism,swearing
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I mean seriously! How do these people get their APMS so high? It's like f%*@ing voodoo magic! - Matty Malaprop

DOES HE?

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curse,Hall of Fame,pulp fiction,quentin tarantino,rhyming,Samuel L Jackson,witch
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Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

He Gon' Flip You the Bird!

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bird,curse,frig,frigate,homophone,homophones,upset
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Don't be too alarmed though. He's just got his feathers in a bundle. I'm sure he'll get over it soon enough. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, You Botanical Smartypants

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phlox,curse,pox,similar sounding,literalism,Flower
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That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop

The Family Curse

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curse,dont-understand,egg,family,heritage,innate,lineage,prefix,puns
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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop