This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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cant,club,cup,handle,lyric,me,mug,now,right,similar sounding,slogan,song
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

IN 3-D

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3-D,cup,D,double meaning,literalism,size,three
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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

These Kinds of Puns Really Extink!

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cup,dino,dinosaur,prefix,saucer,similar sounding
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Hypothetically speaking, does anyone know where one can acquire this cup/saucer combo? Not that I would ever purchase something like this or anything... but no seriously links to this Etsy page plz. #OhWaitLookAtTheSourceLinkYouMoron - Matty Malaprop

The Oldest Ick in the Book

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cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Have a Cup of Courage!

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courage,courage the cowardly dog,cup,cup of courage,drawing,idiom
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop