True Companions

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

I Bet That's Secretly Coffee

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branding,literalism,tea,mr t,cup,homophone
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

Care For One?

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Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee

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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop

First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop