This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Trolldad is the Best Dad

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Trolldad is the Best Dad
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Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I Bet That's Secretly Coffee

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I Bet That's Secretly Coffee
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

Care For One?

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Care For One?
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Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Have a Cup of Courage!

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Have a Cup of Courage!
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop