Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop
I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop
Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop
Trolling is a art.
Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."
At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop
The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop
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