The Oldest Ick in the Book

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cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

IN 3-D

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3-D,cup,D,double meaning,literalism,size,three
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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

I Bet That's Secretly Coffee

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branding,literalism,tea,mr t,cup,homophone
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I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

Have a Cup of Courage!

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courage,courage the cowardly dog,cup,cup of courage,drawing,idiom
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Side effects may include: cowardice, canine DNA and fleas. - Matty Malaprop

This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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cant,club,cup,handle,lyric,me,mug,now,right,similar sounding,slogan,song
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

For a Knock-Out Cup of Coffee

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fisticuffs,similar sounding,literalism,handle,cup,fist,suffix
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Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."

At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop