She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!
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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

Honest Advertising FTW

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Honest Advertising FTW
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Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

Ain't That the Truth

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Ain't That the Truth
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TRUE STORY: I've twice had to share my bus commute to work with a posse of loud, unruly kindergarteners this week. I feel like my being crushed in the door of a subway train would be a mercy killing at this point. - Matty Malaprop