I Want to Chuck These Into a Fire

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bottom,converse,croc,crocs,fashion fail,gross,rock,shoes,similar sounding
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I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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Yo Dawg...

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abbreviation,croc,crock pot,crocodile,homophone,literalism,punception,yo dawg
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

A Croc In its Natural Habitat

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croc,crocodile,double meaning,habitat,Hall of Fame,literalism,natural
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Crikey! Ain't she a beaut? - Matty Malaprop