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By 1dkv
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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Turns out jury-rigging a stereo into an explosive is really just a matter of knowing how to blow a fuse. - Matty Malaprop

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By AWizardOnTheMoon ( Via: www.hejibits.com)
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As someone who's most certainly on punmaster death row, I too fear for my life thanks to the severity of our society's punitive system. - Matty Malaprop

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