What a Lovely Sight

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creepy,innuendo,looking,observation,observing,Telescope,uranus
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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

The Pit and the Pendul-UM.

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creepy,Edgar Allan Poe,juxtaposition,literalism,mashup,Po,poe,teletubbies
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Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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combover,come over,creepy,literalism,question,similar sounding
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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Ad,blonde,blue eyes,body,creepy,description,double meaning,face,female,Hall of Fame,internet,literalism,lolwut,model,personal
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop