Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop