Leaving So Bassoon?

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Leaving So Bassoon?
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Cage-Free Eggs

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Cage-Free Eggs
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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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Inside a Microsoft Mouse
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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I Do, Actually...
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop