Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop
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Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
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