I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

"All right, then, I'll go to hell... ON A CRAZY TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN." - Matty "Mark Twain" Malaprop

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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop