Boasting makes you do so.
If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop
I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop
Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
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