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Via: Domics
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At my last job, I sword of fantasized about getting attacked at my desk on more or less a daily basis. That's probably not a good thing, is it? Maybe I was just trying to shield myself from the horrors of data entry with dark, violent daydreams. - Matty Malaprop

argument classic counter double meaning literalism proposal
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They're just following in the footsteps of their now marble-cast philosophical predecessors. - Matty Malaprop

argument counter counter-argument double meaning literalism
By xyzpdq1
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They used to be friends, but the whole situation turned sour after lefty broke their sacred Lemon Pledge. - Matty Malaprop

contradiction counter counterproductive f u english lolwut productive
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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop