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Punmaster BloodworthyYpp says: "Stop your 'wine'-ing!"

In vino, sanguis. - Matty Malaprop

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As if my fear of flying wasn't already enough to disuade me from being a pilot, I'm told being in a TIE Fighter is like being in a big tin box(er). - Matty Malaprop

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POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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