You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. - Matty Malaprop

The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones

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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, I Have Cousins That Would Do This...

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The only good thing about having redneck cousins like I do is that I can make fun of them on this website and it doesn't matter because THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT INTERNETZ IS. - Matty Malaprop

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