Inflection is everything. It would behoove you to remember that in the future, Porky. - Matty Malaprop
Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop
Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop
Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop
Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop
A Teacher Posts Kindergarten Kid's Quotes on Instagram and ...
The Greatest GIFs of the Week
Give Your Friday Some b00bs with This New Internet Coke Challenge
Everyone Has One Thing on the Brain
Game of Thrones Live-Meme! Season 5, Episode 8
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
"It's Fine, No One Will See the Ad From Behind!"
Indicted FIFA Official Jack Warner Accidentally Falls for ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it