But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

The Hell is This!?

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Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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