Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop
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Inflection is everything. It would behoove you to remember that in the future, Porky. - Matty Malaprop
Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop
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