That's All, Folks?

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Inflection is everything. It would behoove you to remember that in the future, Porky. - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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