I guess you're just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown (via Nedroid)
The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop
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xyzpdq1
I can tell by the leotard and also by the perfect form she's demonstrating with that flip. - Matty Malaprop
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dominicsoh
(via Pocket Puns)
That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop
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zero00430
It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop
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Unknown
... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop
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TehFatMan
Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop
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