Sure, it's the same old rouDean as all the other punny text message conversations you see online, but you can't Deany that these are quality. - Matty Malaprop

I see you drivin' round Greendale with Alison Brie, and I'm like... well damnit I can't think of anything Community-related that rhymes with f!ck you. F!CK. - Matty Malaprop