They're Also an Unjustifiable Expense

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They're Also an Unjustifiable Expense
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No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.

... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop

Common Oxymorons

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Common Oxymorons
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Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop