They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, it's hard out there for a blimp. - Matty Malaprop

Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

On the EVE of Black Friday, 2805, everything changed... - Matty Malaprop

... which I guess means his first child will be Mini House? - Matty Malaprop

I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop