The Best of Bad Pun Worlds

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The Best of Bad Pun Worlds
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I mean, sure, shameless repackaging of recently-featured content. But koalas!! - Matty Malaprop

I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two

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I Have So Many Stardust Memories of These Two
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Punmaster Artanus says: "Tim Allen played the part of Buzz Lightyear. If we tried the opposite combination... I don't think Buzz Hanks is a person."

Buzz Hanks might not be a person, but Buzz Shanks very well might be a sex position... #You'reWelcomeForThatOne - Matty Malaprop

In Oh So Many Ways

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In Oh So Many Ways
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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

Beware the Pie-Rat!

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Beware the Pie-Rat!
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He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

Oaths Always Tend to Box You In...

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Oaths Always Tend to Box You In...
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I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop