College Football Time!

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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

They Are Many and Varied

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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop

Only in America...

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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

I Wouldn't Want to See a Meth Lab, Then...

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The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop