So Cute, So Dangerous

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navy seal,navy,seal,double meaning,literalism,color
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Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop

I Wouldn't Want to See a Meth Lab, Then...

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black,chocolate,color,coloring,double meaning,lab,labrador,literalism,modifier,prefix,yellow
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The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop

I Think Literal Oasis is More Interesting Than Figurative Oasis, TBH

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car,champagne,champagne supernova,color,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lyrics,oasis,sky,song,supernova
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Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop

If I Cee Another Cee Lo Joke...

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cee lo,cee-lo green,cello,color,green,literalism,name,similar sounding,surname
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This one kinda makes sense if you're dyslexic I guess... - Matty Malaprop

Must Be From Montana

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color,double meaning,literalism,slang,trash,white,white trash
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

Only in America...

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bag,bags,color,double meaning,literalism,trash,trash bag,trash bags,white trash
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... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop

They Are Many and Varied

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black,color,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,stereotypes
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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop