They Grow Up So Fast These Days...

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His departure from his family was bound to happen eventually. I mean, his natural home is on the range, after all. - Matty Malaprop

Professors Are All-Seeing

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No one could ever accuse Rey of being a mean-spirited educator, but he seldom turned a blind eye to any kind of bad behavior in his class room. - Matty Malaprop

College Football Time!

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I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop