It's a Terribly Unhealthy Habit

Favorite
carbonation,coca cola,coke,cola,double meaning,literalism,pop,snorting,soda
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I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

And Certainly the One I Care More About

Favorite
cocktail,cola,crown royal,double meaning,ipecac,mixed drink,preference,royal wedding
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Well, minus the fact that Crown is like ipecac to me. But hey... BOOZE! - Matty Malaprop

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