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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop