AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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cafe,coffee,double meaning,grounds,holy,holy grounds,literalism,name,sign
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Mocha Gangnam Style

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art,coffee,espresso,gangnam style,latte,latte art,psy,similar sounding
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's funny because a very significant portion of the song's lyrics involve Psy's infatuation with women who enjoy drinking coffee or something like that I DON'T KNOW I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN SO BACK OFF OKAY???? - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

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adolf hitler,anxiety,auschwitz,caffeine,coffee,decaf,Hall of Fame,hitler,ill,similar sounding,switch
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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bag,blonde,coffee,double meaning,flavor,literalism,pejorative,Starbucks
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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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added letter,coffee,literalism,powder,power,quote,similar sounding,Spider-Man
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

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