Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's funny because a very significant portion of the song's lyrics involve Psy's infatuation with women who enjoy drinking coffee or something like that I DON'T KNOW I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN SO BACK OFF OKAY???? - Matty Malaprop
Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop
Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop
Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop
Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop
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