Mocha Gangnam Style

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Mocha Gangnam Style
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's funny because a very significant portion of the song's lyrics involve Psy's infatuation with women who enjoy drinking coffee or something like that I DON'T KNOW I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN SO BACK OFF OKAY???? - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop