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By CoffeeshopFrank (Via: dragon-alien.deviantart.com)
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

similar sounding apology coffee added letter late latte
By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via: Gemma Correll)
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The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop