coffee

answer,before,burn,coffee,cool,double meaning,hipster,literalism,question,sip,tongue
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

bag,blonde,coffee,double meaning,flavor,literalism,pejorative,Starbucks
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

added letter,coffee,literalism,powder,power,quote,similar sounding,Spider-Man
Via: Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
By Ginctm
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top