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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via: Gemma Correll)
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The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop

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By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

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By Bendyrulz (Via: NoPUNintendo)
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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop