It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

Owl Bee Seeing You

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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop