And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column
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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

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He Was a Bit of a Health Nut
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...
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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop