Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop
Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop
Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop
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