And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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