SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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similar sounding,apology,coffee,added letter,late,latte
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Owl Bee Seeing You

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i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

Mocha Gangnam Style

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art,coffee,espresso,gangnam style,latte,latte art,psy,similar sounding
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's funny because a very significant portion of the song's lyrics involve Psy's infatuation with women who enjoy drinking coffee or something like that I DON'T KNOW I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN SO BACK OFF OKAY???? - Matty Malaprop

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