He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

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adolf hitler,anxiety,auschwitz,caffeine,coffee,decaf,Hall of Fame,hitler,ill,similar sounding,switch
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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cafe,coffee,double meaning,grounds,holy,holy grounds,literalism,name,sign
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Owl Bee Seeing You

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i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

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adjective,angry,character,coffee,double meaning,lolwut,name,nintendo,noun,peppy,starfox,Staring,video game
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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

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