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similar sounding apology coffee added letter late latte - 6833990400
By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

adolf hitler anxiety auschwitz caffeine coffee decaf Hall of Fame hitler ill similar sounding switch - 6134458624
By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop