It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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added letter,coffee,literalism,powder,power,quote,similar sounding,Spider-Man
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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bag,blonde,coffee,double meaning,flavor,literalism,pejorative,Starbucks
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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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similar sounding,apology,coffee,added letter,late,latte
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop