House Blend

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blend,coffee,double meaning,french press,house,house blend,literalism
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Go Ahead, Fill'er Up!

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coffee,puns,sugar
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By Unknown
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SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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similar sounding,apology,coffee,added letter,late,latte
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Nothin' Like a Morning Cup o' Joe

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Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop

Owl Bee Seeing You

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i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Starbucks

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He Makes My Heart Flutter

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coffee,do want,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hot,innuendo,literalism
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... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop