clubbing

club,clubbing,double meaning,literalism,masochism
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If only your girlfriend had understood what you meant when you said you were gonna "kill it on the dance floor..." - Matty Malaprop

ace,card,cards,club,clubbing,double meaning,literalism,queen,suit,ten
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

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