... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently no matter how much I mock submitters who just send in cliché crap ad nauseam, I still keep getting cliché crap submissions ad nauseam. AM I DOING THIS WRONG OR SOMETHING?? - Matty Malaprop

BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop