Oh wait, white bread actually isn't very good for you at all... SORRY INWHITEBREAD HORSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG NOW :((((((((((((( - Matty Malaprop

Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, look at it this way. We can be miserable down here, ore we can try and stay headlight-hearted about the whole matter, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

The only problem is they always delay sending out callbacks. Their rationale is they really like to make candidates sweat. - Matty Malaprop