I think she needs to cool it a little bit with her fandom, to be quite honest... - Matty Malaprop

Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

Some kittehs just have the crappiest of luck. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I'm suspicious because of the pixels and from having seen a number of huge fans in my day. - Matty Malaprop