Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

This is my favorite Public Henemy song! - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop